Woman Sues After Sex Toy Wrecked Her Vagina

Some may get angry with me for posting one of these “how-to make ear wax” videos, but my odds of having something to write about in the future increase proportionally with the amount of people who try to follow the instructions.Cincinnati, Ohio — My mother has taught me many things in life – some positive, others negative. One thing that sticks in my mind after learning about the two women in this story, is a saying my mom liked to threaten me with: I better not catch you doing *insert action here* because I will *insert punishment here*. As I grew up, I was able to read between the lines and what I learned from the above statement is: When doing the crime, HAVE NO WITNESSES! […]

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Lisa White Dislikes Fussy Babies

Precious Allens mother apparently did not teach her that. Or maybe she cant read between the lines. You see, Allen, along with friend Dawn Brunner and her 14-year old daughter, reportedly busted into a classroom of Withrow High School last week – police say the women gained entrance to the school by knocking on the door until a student opened it – the trio proceeded to ignore the many warnings of checking into the office and walked into a classroom.

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Man Returns Home To Find Wife Killed By Mastiff They Adopted A Week Earlier

Nantes, France An unidentified Frenchman from the rural village of Vern d’Anjou is suing Google after having been photographed by a Street View camera while peeing in his garden.According to police, at approximately 4:30AM, Meer knocked on the door of the victim’s apartment. Police say the victim opened the door and Meer forced his way into her apartment.” The two then began to struggle.

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Walgreen’s Reports Photos of Man Sodomizing Infant Son

DeLeon recalled the day last month when she saw Bower bring his dog home from the shelter. “He had a sign that said, ‘Just Married,'” DeLeon said. “I was (thinking) who in the world did he get married to? I didn’t see it in the paper, and (I found out) he was talking about his dog, Tara.”“9-1-1 said they were in fact dispatched and they showed that they were on the scene.” Bell said. “You could look out my mom’s trailer and see the trucks sitting at a distance.” […]

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Man Arrested After Attacking People At Toys R Us With Lightsaber

If any of you want to help out with Miller’s funeral, an account (Lederion Jude Miller Benefit Fund) has been set up at Farmer’s Merchant Bank.Kasper was charged with predatory criminal sexual assault and aggravated criminal sexual abuse against a girl under the age of 13. The girl is the daughter of a woman Kasper has dated for years who, according to the prosecution, was sexually assaulted by Kasper multiple times between June and October of last year. During the opening statements, Assistant States Attorney Matthew Ciesielski told the jury about one occasion in which Kaspers fat, sausage like fingers touched the girl in a sexual manner while rubbing lotion on her body after she was bitten by mosquitoes. […]

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Body Of Krista Dittmeyer Found In New Hampshire Retaining Pond

When questioned by police, Weatherspoon admitted he repeatedly stabbed the puppy after it became aggressive and bit him. Afterwards he tossed the animal outside because it was bleeding all over his apartment. Police noted Weatherspoon had no visible bite marks.Price was arrested on a preliminary charge of disorderly conduct after police say she became more irate and out of control. The Department of Child Services took custody of the girl and is investigating. Kiddo’s daddy was arrested on an unrelated warrant.

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